[Rings, Chatter]

911: Emergency?

LOL: Yea, uh can you please send rescue to [redacted].  I think I'm having an overdose and so is my wife.

911: Ok you and your wife?

LOL: Yes.

911: Overdoes of what?

LOL: Marijuana.  I don't know if it had something in it.

911: Ok...

LOL: Can you please send rescue?

911: Ok, how old are you?

LOL: I'm 28, 29 years old and my wife is uh 26.  Please come.

911: 26?

LOL: Yes, please.

911: Have you guys been drinking also?

LOL: What?

911: Have you guys been drinking today too?

LOL: No, that's it.

911: No -- is there any weapons in the house?

LOL: No.  Please come.

911: Ok they're on the way. Ok, are you guys -- do you guys have fever or anything?

LOL: No I'm just -- I think we're dying.

911: Ok, how much did you guys have?

LOL: Uh, I don't know we made brownies, and I think we're dead, I really do.

911: Ok, how much did you put in the brownies?

LOL: I don't know I...

911: Was it a bag? Who made the brownies?

LOL: Um, my wife and I did. [name] Come here.

911: Ok, get her.

LOL: She's on the living room ground right now.

911: Is she breathing?

LOL: She's barely breathing.

911: Is she awake?

LOL: Uh, I think so. Yea.

911: Ok, can you look?

LOL: Pardon?

911: Can you look?

LOL: Yea I can feel her -- she's laying right down in front of me.  Time is going by really really really really slow.

911: Ok well I'm on the phone with you and -- you don't -- do you know how much of it you bought and put in the brownies?

LOL: Pardon?

911: How much did you buy?

LOL: I don't -- I -- just please send rescue.

911: They're on the way but I'm trying to figure out how much you bought and put in the brownies, sir.

LOL: It's probably like a quarter ounce total.

911: A quarter ounce total into the brownies, and did you guys eat all the brownies?

LOL: Yeah, we did.

911: Ok, and you ate all them.  But how many -- was it a big batch, a little batch?

LOL: It was a quarter ounce.

911: Ok but, brownie-wise, how many pieces do you guys think you guys have.

LOL: I don't know I probably had a small chunk, please come. What time is it?

911: It's 9:37, when did you guys last eat the brownies?

LOL: Probably like an hour and a half ago.

911: Ok, is your wife still breathing?

LOL: Yes she is she's sitting ... she's kneeling down in front of me. [To her] I know... we have to wait.

911: Ok, is she Stacy Sanchez?

LOL: Yes.

911: What's you're name?

LOL: My name is Edward.

911: You're Edward Sanchez?

LOL: Yes.

911: Ok, and did you guys have any other sort of drugs that you know of?

LOL: Pardon?

911: Do you -- did you guys do anything else today besides marijuana?

LOL: No that's it but I don't know what -- was it -- there could have been something in the marijuana.

911: Ok, are you guys on any sort of prescription pills, do you guys take any other kind of medication?

LOL: No, I don't, my wife take's uh -- Vicodan though.

911: Did she take any today?

LOL: Uh, no I don't think so.

911: Ok, where is the Vicodan?

LOL: Uh, the Vicodan is, uh, I don't -- it's in our medicine cabinet.

911: Ok but how many -- does she take it on a regular basis?

LOL: Yea.

911: How many does she take on a regular basis -- 2, 4, 8?

LOL: I don't know like 5 a day... Please come.

911: She takes about 5 a day?

LOL: Yeah.  Are you coming?

911: Yeah, they're on the way, they've been on it for two minutes, it's now 9:38

LOL: Ok.

911: She take's about how many 5 a day?

LOL: What's that?

911: How many does she take a day?

LOL: She takes like -- I don't know like 6.

911: 6 a day?

LOL: Like 5 a day I don't know we got into a car accident in [location] last year.

911: Ok.  And you don't know how many she's taken today.

LOL: No.

911: Ok, is there any animals in the house?

LOL: Is there any what?

911: Do you have any dogs, cats?

LOL: Yes, I'll put them away for you.

911: Ok, is the front door open?

LOL: Uh yea, the front door's open, come in.

911: Is the porch light on?

LOL: Pardon?

911: Is the porch light on?

LOL: Yes, the porch light is on.

911: Are there any weapons in the house?

LOL: Uh, you already asked me that.

911: And what'd you say?

LOL: Uh, yea, well, no, there is.

911: Where are they?

LOL: In my closet.

911: Is that in the back bedroom?

LOL: Yea, in the front bedroom.

911: In the front bedroom?

LOL: Yea.

911: [Chatter]

LOL: Ok. [Redacted] Ok.

911: [Chatter]

LOL: Where's rescue at right now?

911: They're on the way sir.

LOL: Do you guys do this on a regular basis?

911: No this is the first time that we've ever done it.

LOL: You've never done marijuana before?

LOL: Yea -- I have.

911: You have, and you never had this reaction to it before?

LOL: No, never. What's the score of the Red Wings game?

911: What?

LOL: What's the score in the Red Wings game?

911: I've got no clue I don't watch the Red Wings.

LOL: Oh, ok I just want to make sure this isn't some kind of hallucination that I'm having.

911: Oh, why, what's the score say?

LOL: 3 to 3.

911: What channel is it on?

LOL: Um, Channel 2.

911: Uh, it's 2 to 2.

LOL: Huh?

911: It's 2 to 2.

LOL: Ok, please tell your officers they just passed me.

911: Ok, they just passed you?  But you're [redacted]. Ok well we'll let 'em know.  Go outside and flag them down, ok?

LOL: Ok, uh, my mother-in-law just got here too.

[Goodbyes]